Saturday, December 24, 2005

HERO MOTHER 3X OVER!

Rancho Cordova family celebrated the birth of their 17th child last week, making the Chernenkos among the nation's largest families with biological children.

Vladimir and Zynaida Chernenko's children range in age from 22-year-old Sergey to 1-week-old David. Eleven of the children were born in the Ukraine, before the family moved to the U.S.

It is unknown which family holds the nation's record for having the most biological children, but the Duggar family of Arkansas, with 16 children, has recently been in the news.

In the Sacramento area, the average family has 3.19 members, according to U.S. Census Bureau statistics. The census stops counting once households reach seven or more. Those households make up about 2% of the region of the Sacramento region's population.

The Chernenkos, who do not speak English, said through an interpreter Thursday they haven't ruled out having more children.

"I never thought I would have such a big family," Vladimir Chernenko said Thursday a press conference at the Bethany Slavic Missionary Church. "But I sincerely believe in God, and I believe my children are a gift from the Lord."

Vladimir Chernenko works as a security guard and maintenance man at a school. Zynaida cares for the children and the family's seven-room home, with help from the older children for cooking, cleaning and child-care duties.

"I'm very grateful for my grown-up children, who can substitute and help us out," Zynaida said.

During the celebration, Vladimir told reporters of the first family addition. "When we got married back in the Ukraine, for six month we had no children and thought we wouldn't have any kids at all.

"I never thought I would have such a family."

Vladimir said he was serving in the Ukrainian army when his wife wrote in a letter that she was pregnant.

"I said how could this happen, me in the army and she is at home pregnant?" he recalled with a laugh. "I was young then and didn't take into account we had lived together a while."

The family emigrated and settled in California seven years ago, the couple said.

"It's a lot of work, and we all get tired, and it's difficult from financial point of view," Zynaida Chernenko conceded.

"But, we overcome the fear by looking forward to our children with love."

The children share duties and responsibilities, with the older ones often filling in, the mother said.

"It takes a great deal of work to raise all of the children, on each level," Vladimir said. "Education and upbringing plays a large role, but the most important thing is love and a big heart."

It also helps to have a 15-seat minivan and a huge dinner table, the family confided.

"I talk to my friends, and they are worried their family has only one child or two," said 18-year-old Dimitry. "They go home to nothing. I come home from school and I'm never bored. You always have something to do."

Part of that is by parental design, the mother explained, because she and her husband make certain the children keep busy with school, chores or other tasks.

"Our goal is to raise the children so when they grow up they will not be afraid of anything in life," Zynaida said. "I think if every family approaches it that way, we will have a very healthy society."

The siblings do not squabble about portion sizes, TV channels or other matters because their dad has driven home the importance of putting aside selfishness in order to survive as a family, 17-year-old Anatoliy said.

"We sit all together, put out the food and eat like a regular family," said 16-year-old Lyudmila "Sometimes we wait for each other to finish, and then feed the little kids."

The father and mother said it was difficult to estimate how much they spend weekly on food, because the money goes out as quickly as it comes in.

"It's impossible to say how many diapers we've changed, because back in the Ukraine we didn't have those things," Vladimir said. "We used other means."

The huge family group appeared to be thrilled by the presence of reporters and the notion of being on the television news.

Two-year-old Timofey, however, napped in a sister's lap as the family fielded questions and posed for pictures.

"It's cool to be called the biggest family in America."

The couple expressed thanks for the support they have received from Russian and American business people, along with their church.

When asked whether David would be her last baby, Zynaida replied: "I can't say."

"I am grateful for all my children, my wonderful husband, my friends. And, I'd like to thank my doctor."



Well... Since majority of the children were born in Ukraine...
...Only in Ukraine!

Friday, December 23, 2005

Yummy!

Move over Chocolate Covered Almonds, and make room for Chocolate Covered Salo!

Hungry? Try a "Fat in Chocolate"

KIEV, Ukraine — A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most fattening treat on the market: pure pork fat covered in chocolate. Cracking open a finger-sized stick of ''Fat in Chocolate'' reveals exactly that: a vein of white fat. The dark chocolate product pokes fun at the traditional Ukrainian snack of salo, or salted pork fat, usually consumed with vodka and pickles.

what will they think up next?!

...Only in Ukraine!

On her way to hero mother status!

11-Year-Old Gives Birth

KIEV, Ukraine - Ukraine's youngest ever mother on record, an 11-year-old girl, has given birth to a healthy baby boy weighing 8.4 pounds, a newspaper reported Thursday.

Surgeons at hospital No. 5 in the eastern city of Kharkiv delivered the infant by Caesarean section on Tuesday, the Fakty daily said, citing the unidentified mother's doctor, Valentyn Gryshchenko.

Both mother and son are in good health, but will remain in the hospital under observation for a week.

The family of the sixth-grader refused to stop the pregnancy and “put everything in the hands of fate,” Gryshchenko was quoted as saying.

The boy is expected to live at home with his mother and grandmother.

The newborn's alleged father is a 26-year-old neighbor who fled fearing criminal charges when he learned of the girl's pregnancy, Fakty said. If convicted of having sexual relations with a minor, the father faces a maximum prison sentence of three years.

...Only in Ukraine!

In case you forgot about Hero-Mother Status..

Hero Mothers!

Women who have given birth to five or more Ukrainians will be eligible for so-called "Hero Mothers" pensions. President Yushchenko signed the new law on pensions on Thursday. According to the law, a woman with five or more children that grow up to be at least eight years old, will qualify for the Hero Mother designation.

...Only in Ukraine!

Don't mess with Ukrainian girls!

A woman in eastern Ukraine set her hard-drinking husband of 20 years on fire, killing him as payback for "wasted years," the Interfax news agency said Saturday citing local police.
The woman, who was not named by police, doused her husband with petrol and set him on fire after finding the man passed out in the yard of their home in the eastern Zaporizhskaya region, police said.
The man died of his wounds.
The woman, who was being held in police custody, told officers she wanted to pay her spouse back "for wasted years" as during their two decades together she was the main breadwinner while the husband regularly drank.

...only in Ukraine!!

Vin Kozak!

11-Year-Old Gives Birth

KIEV, Ukraine - Ukraine's youngest ever mother on record, an 11-year-old girl, has given birth to a healthy baby boy weighing 8.4 pounds, a newspaper reported Thursday.

Surgeons at hospital No. 5 in the eastern city of Kharkiv delivered the infant by Caesarean section on Tuesday, the Fakty daily said, citing the unidentified mother's doctor, Valentyn Gryshchenko.

Both mother and son are in good health, but will remain in the hospital under observation for a week.

The family of the sixth-grader refused to stop the pregnancy and “put everything in the hands of fate,” Gryshchenko was quoted as saying.

The boy is expected to live at home with his mother and grandmother.

The newborn's alleged father is a 26-year-old neighbor who fled fearing criminal charges when he learned of the girl's pregnancy, Fakty said. If convicted of having sexual relations with a minor, the father faces a maximum prison sentence of three years.

...Only in Ukraine!

In case you forgot about Hero-Mother Status..

Hero Mothers!

Women who have given birth to five or more Ukrainians will be eligible for so-called "Hero Mothers" pensions. President Yushchenko signed the new law on pensions on Thursday. According to the law, a woman with five or more children that grow up to be at least eight years old, will qualify for the Hero Mother designation.

...Only in Ukraine!

Chocolate Covered Salo... My favorite!




"It's salty on the inside and very sweet on the outside. It's unusual yes, but it's completely disgusting," says Dasha Khabarova.
And you can also get hold of the sweet salo - nicknamed Ukraine's Snickers - in Ruslana's home city of Lviv in Western Ukraine.

"I love it as it's unusual. I was given the first serving of Lviv's chocolate salo. Perhaps they were testing my bravery, but I ate it and I'm still alive!" Ruslana laughs.

But the chocolaty pork fat should come with a health warning, according to Dr Svetlana Fus from the Kiev Medical Research Centre. "It's the worst combination you could have. I think that people should steer clear of the Ukrainian Snickers."

"Young girl, come and try my tasty salo, it's super salo," Katya Feschenko shouts to me.

Katya is the salo queen at Kiev's busy Bessarabska Market.

"Ukrainians love salo. It comes from villages so it has a good flavour. It's very tasty," says Katya, who has been selling salo for the last 20 years.


Oh Katya, I couldn't agree more with you...
Only In Ukraine!

Bear Fight!

Drunk picks fight with bear

A drunk Ukrainian who boasted to friends of his amazing strength was left fighting for his life when he picked a fight with a 42 stone grizzly bear.

The 22 year-old man, not named, had been drinking with friends in the town of Cherkask when he decided to show them how strong he was by wrestling with the biggest animal he could find.

They went to the local zoo where he climbed over the railings into the bear cage and started to hit one of them on the leg.

The bear pushed the man away with a swipe of his paw but when the man hit him again the bear pinned him to the ground and began mauling him.

Staff managed to drag the man out of the cage and calm the bears down, local daily Ukrainsky Novini reported.

Doctors at a hospital in the town where he was being treated said his condition was serious.

A spokesman for the zoo said: "The whole thing lasted less than a minute and the other bears were just getting ready to join in and attack him as well. If we hadn't got him out of there he would have been killed."

...Only in Ukraine!

Oh Pagan Traditions...Salo What?!

Do What with Salo!?

Pagan Ukraine

East Slavic spells and charms vary according to their purpose, but all are subject to certain rules in casting them. For starters, they must be whispered or at least said so that no one else hears them. The person casting the spell must have all of his teeth so that the force of his words is not lost. He also cannot smoke or drink, but must have a clean body and strong will. Nor can he charm or curse someone for money. And there is no room for improvisation - neither additions nor subtractions from the original text. If it's a nasty spell, it must be cast on black days (Monday or Friday). If it's a nice one - Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday. But the real strength of the remedy or curse lies in the power of the thoughts of the one who invokes it.

An ancient spell against male impotency

(Utter over three cuts of salo, and with that same salo rub your male member and sleep your fill in the old axle, the familiar hole): Seventy-Seven veins, seven and seventy joints - may all act and all possess and straight will your member stand. (The spell can also be uttered over a branch, which is doused in water three times before the water is drunk.)

...only in Ukraine!

Pagan Ukraine: The Rituals and Traditions

After learning how to cure male impotency, we must also learn how to "ward of drunkeness."

Pagan Ukraine

East Slavic spells and charms vary according to their purpose, but all are subject to certain rules in casting them. For starters, they must be whispered or at least said so that no one else hears them. The person casting the spell must have all of his teeth so that the force of his words is not lost. He also cannot smoke or drink, but must have a clean body and strong will. Nor can he charm or curse someone for money. And there is no room for improvisation - neither additions nor subtractions from the original text. If it's a nasty spell, it must be cast on black days (Monday or Friday). If it's a nice one - Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday. But the real strength of the remedy or curse lies in the power of the thoughts of the one who invokes it.

A charm to ward off drunkenness

Oh Hops and Vine, take leave of Ivan, take yee to dark woods, where no body roams, no steed stirs and no birds alights. Hops and Vine, take yee to a fleet running stream, on which no body rows. Take leave of Ivan and wend your way by tempestuous winds, go yee hither by wind. Attach yourself to an evil one, who thinks evil thoughts of Ivan, to him that does no good attach yee - yet rid me of thy ills forever more.

...Only in Ukraine!

Silly Yanukovych!

This is an article I found that was written on Oct. 15th 2004-

DONETSK, Ukraine (Wireless Flash)- Is the Ukrainian Prime Minister playing peek-a-boo with the voters? According to a report on the news website ananova.com, campaigners for the incumbent Viktor Yanukovich are staging a free stripetease show for voters to convince them to reelect the politician on Oct. 31. The story quotes one organizer as saying, " We hope the voters will remember who gave them this show for free when they go to the ballot box."

...Amazing!
only in Ukraine

So... who wants to stea..i mean buy some steel??

Thieves steal bridge in Ukraine

Thieves in western Ukraine have dismantled and stolen an 11m steel bridge over the river Svalyavka.
Police blame locals, saying it would have been impossible to take the bridge apart without a crane and a lorry - or to take it away unnoticed.

Metal theft is a problem in Ukraine, where people steal statues, wires and sewage hatches to sell as scrap.

Officials are now checking all scrap metal yards in the region to find the remains of the one-tonne bridge.

Meanwhile, the residents of several villages along the river have to find another way of reaching their local town, Svalyava.

A WEEK LATER...


Metal thieves steal museum train

The train was found at a scrap yard, already cut into pieces
Metal thieves have stolen an historic steam locomotive from an open-air museum in the city of Donetsk in eastern Ukraine.

The local police chief told Donetsk's Ukrayina TV channel that the criminals had probably hired a crane from the state transport company using forged documents authorising the locomotive to be moved to a new location.

It was found at a metal scrap yard outside the city, already cut into pieces.

The locomotive was said to be the first ever built in Soviet Ukraine back in 1924, so experts could not put a price tag on it.

But the thieves could have expected to earn about US$3,700 dollars (�2,200) from selling the 14.5 tonnes of scrap metal that remained of the locomotive.

Experts doubt that it could ever be put back together.

Metal theft is a serious issue in Ukraine, where statues, wires and even sewage hatches have been stolen for sale as scrap.

Just a week before the latest incident, it was reported that thieves had stolen an 11-metre steel bridge in western Ukraine, cutting a local town off from the outside world.



...Only In Ukraine!

Hamburgers Ne Sponutu!

Oh McDonalds... Give them the Burgers!

Ukrainian McDonalds Denies Visitors Free Burgers for Tymoshenko’s Birthday
Created: 27.11.2005 16:31 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 16:31 MSK
MosNews

Dozens of Ukrainian students rushed to the Kiev McDonalds restaurant, demanding a free lunch promised in a propaganda leaflet as a present from former PM Yulia Tymoshenko for her a birthday, news agencies reported Sunday.

Tymoshenko turned 45 on Friday, and spent the day quietly with her family.

However in Kiev the ousted PM’s birthday was celebrated without her participation, when students crowded in the city’s McDonalds restaurants, demanding free lunches, Itar Tass reported.

It appeared that somebody had distributed a leaflet around the city, promising everyone free McDonalds lunches to honor Tymoshenko’s birthday.

McDonalds management denied its participation in the action, and the young people had to leave.

Some observers call the incident a provocation, Itar Tass added. Campaign ahead of elections to Ukrainian Rada started this week, and Tymoshenko’s faction Batkivshina is an active participant

...Only In Ukraine!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

I hope it wasn't one of those hole in the ground toilets...

KIEV (AFP) - A student in Ukraine reportedly had to be freed by rescuers on after dropping his mobile phone down a toilet and getting his arm stuck trying to retrieve it.

The man, a Lebanese national studying at Odessa's State Academy of Refrigeration, was trapped for two hours before being freed, the Interfax news agency quoted local police officials as saying.

He received medical attention after being released, it added.

well, it wasnt a Ukrainian who got his hand stuck but it was in Ukraine so....
Only in Ukraine!

WTF???? Vampires???

Ukrainian “Vampire Witch”

A vampire has been arrested in Ukraine after luring street children into her home for their blood.

Diana Semenuha, 29, believed that drinking blood could fend off a muscle-wasting condition.

She kept the children intoxicated on drugs and alcohol and bled them regularly, selling the surplus to other black magic practitioners. When that weakened them, she dumped them back on the streets and lured replacements with the promise of a place to sleep and a hot meal.

…Detectives found seven drugged children strapped to beds and benches, and a large, black knife and silver goblet engraved with satanic symbols.

Ukraine has an estimated 200,000 street children, whose widespread addiction to glue sniffing and alcohol made them easy prey for the woman dubbed the “vampire witch” by local media.

Semenuha’s arrest exposed an occult network in the city. Many claimed to have been taught by Semenuha and said that she would cut herself and let them drink her blood.

One of the children, named only as Andrei, told police: “She gave me vodka and I sniffed some glue. But than she came up to me with a syringe and asked me to stretch out my hand. I didn’t feel any pain because I was too scared. She drew the blood with the syringe and a needle and than put it in her silver bowl and drank it, murmuring in some strange language.”

Semenuha, who when arrested gave her profession as “witch”, has admitted holding the children. “I let them sniff glue, but I paid for it and took a small amount of blood in return,” she said. “But there was no violence involved, I also fed them and gave them shelter.”

Police fear that she could escape prosecution for corrupting minors and plying them with alcohol because the seven children found at her home have since escaped from care and gone back on the streets.

...... Only in Ukraine!