Wednesday, September 27, 2006

UKRAINE'S MUSICAL CONDOM

27.9.2006. 17:43:01

A Ukrainian has invented a condom that plays music during sex, Korrespondent magazine reported.
A miniature loudspeaker and motion sensor implanted in the condom's upper cuff provides a range of musical tones during sex.
Music volume depends on intensity of love-making. Tone varies based on the sexual position adopted by lovers.
Scientist Hryhory Chausovsky developed the birth control device as a novelty and as an aid for more pleasurable love-making, he said.
The condom's main limitation is primitive sound quality, similar to tones produced by first-generation mobile phones.
But its volume would serve not only to assist lovers in obtaining higher quality sex, but also inform them when an erection is present, Mr Chausovsky said.
Mr Chausovsky is now looking for a financial backer to raise funds and put the condom into mass production.

SOURCE: DPA

Only in Ukraine...would lovers need to be informed when an erection is present...

4 Comments:

At 12:19 PM, Blogger StervaNo.1 said...

Quick, someone give this man some funding. The world is just begging for a device that sounds like a cheap dollar-store birthday card that plays a tune when you open it. I wonder what songs the condom plays. Beethoven ? Tchaikovsky ?
Ukraine's Nathional Anthem (in a bid to boost the fertility (population rate) of Ukraine ?

Only in Ukraine would lovers need to be informed of when an erection is present. I can just hear it now:

“ Komrade Elena Dimitrivich Borisnikoff, I would like inform you that I, Vladimir Petrovich Orlovski have just received musical confirmation that an erection is present. Requesting your orders on how best to proceed, Komrade. Standing by. Over ”

-Olga

 
At 6:50 PM, Blogger mizmar said...

We don't get a lot of russian women till we get "really" famous - but we live and breathe our russian women regardless.
Duncan

 
At 8:17 AM, Blogger mizmar said...

We russian bride don't get a lot of russian bride till we get "really" famous - but we live and breathe our russian bride regardless.
Duncan

 
At 1:18 PM, Blogger Sashko said...

Mizmar (or Duncan), I cannot agree with you more. However, I "prefer" to breathe my ukrainian bride "woman" so that I can get "more" really famous regardless. I also like to "eat" my ukrainian bride, you know what I'm "talking" about, don't you? I know you do. Do you breathe your russian women with Ukraine's musical condom?

 

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