Friday, April 28, 2006

Well...At least someone has a theory!

Russian Political Scientist Blames Polish Conspiracy for Ukraine Election Crisis
Created: 25.11.2004 17:30 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 17:30 MSK


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Renowned Russian political scientist Sergei Markov told reporters in Moscow on Thursday that the ongoing political crisis in Ukraine was in fact a Polish conspiracy with the aim of imposing Polish patronage over Ukraine and thus raising Polish influence within the European Union.

“Yushchenko’s electoral campaign has been developed within the Polish diaspora abroad and its ideological basis was prepared by former U.S. national security adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski and his two sons,” the Newsru.com web-site quoted Markov as saying.

Markov said that another ethnic Pole, Andrian Karatnitsky, the head of the U.S. foundation Freedom House, had hired Serbian spin doctors and brought them to Ukraine ahead of the presidential elections. (Another Russian political scientist, Gleb Pavlovsky, said in a Wednesday evening news broadcast on Russia’s RTR television channel that Yushchenko’s campaign had been prepared by the same specialists who prepared similar campaigns in Serbia and Georgia).

“The arrival of Lech Walesa and Aleksander Kwasniewski as intermediaries in the Ukraine negotiations would become a part of the Tbilisi-Belgrade scenario, as the objective of these intermediaries is not peace, but a passing of power to Yushchenko,” Markov said.

He added that the original plan is for Poland to impose its patronage over Ukraine. Polish politicians are seeking more influence within the European Union, currently dominated by France and Germany, and to achieve this, they want to become patrons of the whole of Central and Eastern Europe, the Russian analyst said.

Markov said the United States would benefit from a Yushchenko victory as it would weaken Germany and France on the world arena and also split Ukraine and Russia. He also added that “the majority of the representatives of the Polish diaspora in the United States hate George Bush and want to cause a quarrel between him and Russian President Vladimir Putin”.

Markov also said that the main drawback of the plan was that its implementation was possible only on condition of extreme secrecy. He reminded the press that due to historical reasons the Ukrainians are very suspicious of the Poles and such a plan would find widespread disapproval among the majority of Ukrainians.

Do they have to keep saying Ukrainian-built?! I mean, i think we kind of get the point!

Ukrainian-built An-26 Plane Crashes in Congo, 4 Ukrainians, 9 Locals Die
Created: 10.09.2005 14:56 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 14:57 MSK


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A Ukrainian-built plane crashed north of the Republic of Congo capital, killing 13 people, AP reported Saturday.

The Ukrainian-built Antonov 26, registered by Air Kasai in neighboring Congo, went down 30 miles north of Brazzaville on Friday afternoon, government spokesman Alain Akoula said.

Rescue workers found 13 bodies, including those of the four-person Ukrainian crew, he said. The cause of the crash was unknown.

The plane had taken off from an airstrip in Congo’s Equateur province and was bound for that country’s capital, Kinshasa, after flying over eastern territory of the Republic of Congo.

The two capitals of the neighboring, similarly named countries face each other on opposite banks of the Congo River.

On Friday, Congo’s government pulled operating licenses from dozens of the central African nation’s airlines, grounding their planes after a spate of air accidents.

Some of the airlines flew cargo planes fitted with plastic chairs in the hold for passengers traveling around a country the size of Western Europe with few passable roads, transport Minister Eva Mwakasa was quoted by AP as saying.

Two planes crashed Wednesday and Thursday in the east, Mwakasa said, killing one pilot and injured numerous passengers. On Monday, a Russian-made airplane crashed elsewhere into the forest in eastern Congo, killing seven, including three Russian crew members.

What can I Say!? He's a kool guy!






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Ukrainian Hacker Detained After Stealing $300,000 From Western Bank Accounts
Created: 24.06.2005 14:09 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 14:09 MSK


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Ukrainian police have detained an Internet conman who devised a scheme that allowed him to transfer money from other people’s accounts to his own. Altogether, he stole $300,000 from U.S. and European citizens, the Gazeta website reported Friday.

Back in 2003 the conman, an IT specialist from the Ukrainian town of Khartsizsk, came up with a way of making some easy money. Using cracked credit card pincodes, he transferred small sums of money from the U.S. and European accounts to his own.

The hacker then received cash from different banks with a counterfeit passport and spent it on real estate and cars.

He also used “on-line” cash in U.S. and European-based Internet shops to buy office equipment and mobile phones.

Over a period of two years the man managed to steal $300,000.

Wow. that sucks. ~3 stories~

Winner of Ukrainian Village Election Beaten to Death
Created: 30.03.2006 14:39 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 14:39 MSK


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The winner of a village election in Ukraine has died after being beaten, Interfax-Ukraine reported Thursday.

Republican Party candidate Anatoliy Symonenko had gained the most votes in the election for head of the village of Myrnyy, near Yevpatoriya, Crimea, according to the local electoral commission.

Black Sea TV quoted witnesses as saying he had been beaten with truncheons by two unidentified people on 29 March. He was taken to hospital in a grave condition, failed to regain consciousness and died on the morning of March 30.

Yevpatoriya police have opened a criminal investigation under the supervision of the Ukrainian interior minster

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Moscow Man Throws Typewriter at Passing Ukrainian
Created: 27.03.2006 12:56 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 12:57 MSK


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Moscow police have detained a man who threw a typewriter out of his window onto the head of a passer-by, RIA Novosti said Monday. The wounded man has been rushed to hospital.

The incident happened Sunday in the afternoon.

“The molester threw a typewriter out of his window on the fifth floor, aiming at a passing Ukrainian citizen,” a source in the law enforcement agencies said.

The typewriter landed on the Ukrainian’s head and he had to be taken to hospital with skull injuries. A few hours later the police detained the assaulter, a Moscow resident who admitted his guilt.

A criminal investigation has been launched.

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Ukrainian Killed in Moscow Garbage Truck
Created: 06.03.2006 17:13 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 17:13 MSK


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A Ukrainian worker was killed in Moscow after accidentally getting into a garbage truck that crushed the hapless fellow to death, Russia’s RIA-Novosti news agency reported Monday.

The accident took place at one of the city’s garbage dumps. The worker fell into the collector of the Kamaz garbage truck when the press was working. He died instantly.

Police have started investigating the incident but so far have not found evidence of malicious intent or suicide.

I think they are finally understanding democracy!


50 MPs attend Rada’s last working day

On Friday, members of parliament gathered in the Rada for the last plenary meeting of their terms in office.
Instead of 450 MPs, only 50 showed up to parliament - the others were presumably busy on the campaign trail, with elections a little over one week away, including Rada speaker Volodymyr Lytvyn. The 50 MPs spent the day voting with the electronic cards of 388 MPs. The few dozen legislators in the session hall spent most of the day exchanging pre-election rhetoric. The current Rada is expected to convene twice more - on April 4th and 26th, before the new parliament begins its five year term.

So.. If Russia is not going to take Ukrainian milk, and Ukraine is not going to take Russian meat, can't Russia and Ukraine just use their own cows!?



10.04.2006 14:10

Russia threatening to ban Ukraine milk, again
Russia is threatening to pull export permits for the five Ukrainian dairy producers that were approved by the federation one month ago.
On Monday, a Russian veterinary official said that the permits may be pulled if, by May 15, the producers do not change the way they collect milk from the population and do not raise their manufacturing standards to international levels.

06.04.2006 15:04 ( оновлено о 21:40)

Ukraine to ban Russian meat: Ag minister
Tit for tat. Ukraine is planning to introduce an import ban on Russian meat products. Agriculture minister Oleksandr Baranivsky made the announcement on Thursday.
The reason, according to the minister, is the poor quality of Russian meat produce. A similar reason was cited by Russia when Moscow introduced a blanket meat and dairy ban on imports from Ukraine in January. As a result Russian inspectors certified six milk processing factories that can export milk products to the huge Russian market.

What? you mean the water will reach us!?




11.04.2006 19:02 ( оновлено о 21:17)

Central Europe flooding should not reach Ukraine
High water levels from Central Europe should not result in flooding in Ukraine.
Hydro-geologists noted that waters in the Danube River have reached critical levels, but are not expected to rise any further. Residents in the village of Vylkove - the country's equivalent of Venice said they have not seen the waters this high for the past 15 years. Emergency service workers said that waters from Central Europe are entering the Danube delta gradually, and that much of the water is being accumulated in reservoirs in Romania. They said that the waters will rise another 10-15 centimeters and that the high levels will remain in place for as long as mid-May.

...a few days later...
17.04.2006 13:03
Water levels critical along Danube River, evacuations may be necessary
The Emergencies ministry is warning residents in communities along the Danube River that they may need to be evacuated.
The waters in the river are rising on average of 3 centimeters a day, according to the Danube Hydro Observatory. In the town of Reni in Odesa oblast, waters have already risen a half meter above critical levels. Hydrologists expect that the water levels in the Danube will stabilize in the next week, but are warning that they will remain critically high for another month.

Can someone say ... Duki Enerhija!?

14.04.2006 19:58

Forget “Wild Dances”, here comes “Wild Energy” - Ruslana
And finally, on Friday, Eurovision contest winner and soon-to-be Member of Parliament Ruslana Lezhychko announced her creative plans for the near future.
Ruslana is asking her fans to forget about "Wild Dances" for the time being and consider her futuristic fantasy show "Wild Energy." Nine months ago, Ruslana read the "Wild Energy" science fiction novel penned by Maryna and Serhiy Dyachenko and was so impressed, she decided to launch her creativity into a space theme. She invited the Dyachenkos to cooperate on the new project, which she says will be ready by May - around the same time she will take her seat in the session hall of the country's parliament.

Winner of Holodomor Memorial Complex is...No one!

18.04.2006 08:30 ( оновлено о 10:20)

Kyiv: No winner in Holodomor memorial complex design competition

In Kyiv, a competition to choose the best design for a Holodomor memorial complex in the capital city has failed to produce a winner.
The location for the complex was chosen last year by President Yushchenko, where a snowball or guelder rose arboretum forest was planted. The site is located on the banks of the Dnipro River near the Kyiv Pecherska Lavra. Critics of the location claim that the complex will be dominated by the obelisk erected in honor of the Second World War on top of the hill. Thirteen design projects for the complex were presented. The site will include a monument in honor of millions of victims of the terror famines that occurred in the 20th century, a museum and an education center. None of the projects impressed the judges sufficiently to warrant being designated the winner. The search continues.

So.. at least we know that the Border Guards are working!

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20.04.2006 11:13

Man caught with radioactive cargo at Poland-Ukraine border

A 40 year old man was caught trying to transport radioactive military cargo across the Ukrainian-Polish border on Thursday. According to the press service of the State Border Service, the Drohobych native was caught attempting to cross the border at Smilnytsia crossing.
In his micro-bus, zenith pipes were found as were 700 artillery compasses, a half hundred periscopes and 14 stereo-optical units. The man did not have proper documentation for the cargo. The Ecological Service is to measure the cargo’s level of radiation.

The Hair of Mohamed is in Ukraine Baby!


20.04.2006 16:10 ( оновлено о 18:08)


Islam holy relic in Ukraine: Mohamed’s hair
One of Islam’s holiest relics has arrived in Ukraine - hair from the prophet Mohamed. The hair arrived ahead of the celebration of the prophet's birthday.
Moslems believe that the hair doe not burn, heals sickness and that its blessings fill the entire territory where it is located. The hair is kept in a small case under glass. It is usually stored in museums, old mosques and in private residences. The hair is passed on from generation to generation of Mohamed's direct descendants. Ukrainian Moslems will ask for permission for part of the prophet's hair to remain in Ukraine.

WHOO HOO! WET T-SHIRT MONDAY!



24.04.2006 14:26 ( оновлено о 16:16)
Monday was wet as Eastern Christians continue Easter celebrations

No it was not a national wet t-shirt contest. Easter Monday is called Polyvaney by Ukrainians, meaning to wet, splash or shower.
On this day, Christians in Ukraine wish each other “Happy Easter” by soaking one other with water. In Ivano-Frankivsk, the revelers did not discriminate against their targets - young, old, boys, girls were all fair game for the water. Gals in the know tend to avoid the city's center on this day. The older folk looking on said that back in their day, the dousing was not as vicious - they said that when they were youths, young men might delicately apply some perfume or cologne on the females that were the apples of their eyes.

Friday, April 21, 2006

A whole new idea of Drinking behind the wheel...

Ukrainian ship captain is arrested for DWI

Blood alcohol level 6 times legal limit
Friday, April 21, 2006
By Jaquetta White
Business writer
A Ukrainian ship captain aboard a vessel docked at a Gramercy grain terminal was arrested and removed from the vessel early Monday after his blood alcohol level was measured at more than six times the legal limit.


Yuriy Roshkalyov is charged with operating a commercial vessel under the influence of alcohol, a misdemeanor offense, which carries a maximum penalty of one year in prison. Roshkalyov is being held pending the outcome of the charges.

"While this is a misdemeanor, make no mistake about it. This offense is considered a major offense," U.S. Attorney Jim Letten said in a news conference Thursday morning. Letten said his office, along with the U.S. Coast Guard and the Coast Guard Criminal Investigative Service Gulf Region, will present a case to a federal grand jury quickly, though he declined to say when that could be.

"It is our intention to move swiftly on this," Letten said.

The incident began when a member of the New Orleans-Baton Rouge Steamship Pilots Association, NOBRA, boarded the Leeds Castle on Sunday at 9:30 p.m. Docked at a terminal in Gramercy and loaded with grain, the ship was destined for Mexico. The pilot asked for the captain, also known as the master, to come to bridge, but was told by the ship's first mate that the master was "not well."

River pilot groups, such as NOBRA, are required under state law to guide ships along the Mississippi River because they are experts at navigating the tricky system. The ship's master is responsible for the safe navigation of the ship. It is customary for the two to meet before a ship leaves port to discuss operating plans, said Rear Adm. Robert Duncan, commander of the New Orleans-based 8th Coast Guard District.

When the river pilot did meet with Roshkalyov, he smelled alcohol on his breath and refused to sail the ship. A St. James Parish Sheriff's deputy and Coast Guard officer who responded to the incident reported that "the master's attitude was combative; his eyes were bloodshot and his speech was confused," according to a statement released by Letten's office. In addition, Roshkalyov's blood alcohol concentration level was .252. A person operating a commercial vessel in U.S. waters is considered intoxicated if his blood alcohol level exceeds .040.

The ship eventually left with a new master on board, Letten said.

Letten credited the pilot with saving the ship from a potential disaster.

"He performed his job extremely well. That NOBRA pilot refused to serve that vessel, refused to get it underway," Letten said. "This was as good an evolution as you could ask for from a river pilot. It couldn't have gone any better."

Duncan said Roshkalyov's arrest is an illustration that "America's best line of defense" is still intact after Hurricane Katrina.

In his three years heading the local coast guard district, Duncan said four other ship captains have been arrested on intoxication charges. All were convicted and at least one was barred for one year from operating ships in U.S. waters.

"(Ships) are the 18-wheelers of the waterway," Duncan said. "That's why it's important to keep them safe."

Monday, April 17, 2006

After 60 years, Japanese soldier comes home

TOKYO, Japan (AP) -- A former Japanese soldier last seen by his family when he went off to fight in World War II has resurfaced in Ukraine and is returning to Japan to see his relatives after 60 years, the government said Monday.

Ishinosuke Uwano, 83, had been declared among Japan's war dead in 2000.

Suminori Arima, a health ministry official in charge of locating war veterans lost overseas, declined to say where Uwano had been the past six decades or why he had not been in touch with his family in Japan.

He said Uwano was expected to arrive Wednesday with his Ukrainian son to spend 10 days with his surviving relatives in Iwate, about 290 miles northeast of Tokyo.

"It's wonderful that Mr. Uwano can make a homecoming visit in good health," Arima said.

Uwano was an Imperial Army soldier serving in a force occupying the island of Sakhalin in Russia's far east when the war ended in August 1945. Arima said he was last reported seen there in 1958.

Arima said the aging Uwano, who lives in the former Soviet republic of Ukraine, asked someone in his local community to help him track down his Japanese relatives. Inquiries by the acquaintance eventually reached the health ministry, which sent staff to interview Uwano at the Japanese Embassy in Kiev, Arima said.

The health ministry declined to provide more information on the former soldier and details of his Japanese and Ukrainian families were not disclosed.

Kyodo News agency said Uwano moved to Ukraine in 1965 and has three children. He lives in Zhitomir, a city just west of the capital, Kiev, the report said.

The government believes about 400 former Japanese World War II soldiers are living in the states of the former Soviet Union, including 40 who have been identified.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Great gems coming out of his mouth

The famous firmen video!

Shakhtar

Got to love Ukrainian coal miners

THIS IS CLASSIC!

Simply put...... TOTALLY AMAZING!

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Babushka

This is disturbing....

this is in Krym I believe....

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Sometimes, Another country can put out fires more efficently....

Russian Military Called In to Extinguish Depot Fire In Ukraine
Created: 07.05.2004 11:44 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 15:57 MSK
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A team of the Russian Defense Ministry’s main rocket artillery directorate (GRAU) is heading to the town of Melitopol to render assistance to the Ukrainian military in extinguishing a fire that broke out on Thursday when several powerful blasts ripped through a military base in Ukraine’s southeastern Zaporozhye region.

A Russian An-26 jet with a group of GRAU experts on board took off from the Chkalovsky Airport near Moscow on Friday morning, a source in the Defense Ministry told Interfax. According to the source, the team includes over 20 experts, headed by laboratory chief Igor Shirokov.

A series of explosions rocked the military base near the Ukrainian village of Novobodanovka in the Melitopol District of Zaporozhye around 1300 local time, causing the evacuation of nearby villages as a precaution.

According to some reports, three people died following the explosions in Zaporozhye. They were apparently elderly people who suffered chronic cardiovascular diseases; all three died as a result of complications caused by stress, doctors said. Two people sustained injuries, some reports said.

First Drugs in the Nightclubs, then in the Chocolate, now in the Ice Cream!?


Ukrainian Ice Cream Busted by Drug Squad
Created: 01.07.2004 19:44 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 19:44 MSK
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A shipment of Ukrainian-made ice cream with names like “Your Hemp Dose” and “Poppy Prank” was detained in the Rostov region when the State Service for Drug Control deemed the treats to be drug propaganda, Interfax reports. Marijuana, opium, and heroin are derived from hemp and poppies.

The 700 kilo shipment was confiscated after Rostov customs officers noticed the unusual names of the imported ice cream, Rostov customs press secretary Dmitry Kotikov told Interfax. Since the shipment was accompanied by all the necessary paperwork, customs officials had no reason to detain the goods. Nonetheless, they alerted State Service for Drug Control officials who detained the shipment.

The owner of the shipment insists that the ice cream is anti-drug propaganda, if anything. The treats were manufactured during a recent Ukrainian anti-drug campaign. According to the owner of the ice cream, the drawings on the packaging clearly show that it is meant to discourage people from drug use. The packaging features a crossed-out syringe, symbolizing the idea “Ice cream Instead of Drugs.”

Currently, the 700 kilograms of ice-cream are being kept in an industrial freezer in the city of Rostov-on-Don in anticipation of a court decision.

Follow up to "Ukrainian Vampire"

Ukrainian Woman Faces Trial for Sucking Teenage Boys’ Blood
Created: 03.02.2006 14:17 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 14:17 MSK
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A court in the Ukrainian city of Odessa is to hear a case against a woman who drank the blood of teenage boys while conducting “magic” rituals.

Diana, now 30, turned to esotericism while still at school, the Moskovsky Komsomolets daily reported Friday. She studied volumes on religion and occultism, a variety of religious cults. Once, after reading a book called “Highest Ceremonious Magic, Theory and Practice”, Diana sent an e-mail full of admiration to the author.

The author, who called himself Amonar, turned out to live just a few streets away from the girl, and agreed to give Diana a personal training course in black magic.

After Diana’s shocked parents discovered she’d painted the walls and the ceiling in her room black, she moved to a rented flat in a far-off district of the city. She painted everything black, and furnished her home with an altar and chandeliers, incense, a pentacle and a massive silver cup to drink blood from.

The girl first became an assistant to her teacher, who performed magical ceremonies for the general public, and then opened her own practice.

Drinking blood was a common element of the magic rituals, but with time Diana developed quite a taste for blood and drank it three times a week, at midnight.

The victims were boys aged from 12 to 18, chosen for their alleged energetic levels. The vampire roamed the streets searching for homeless children, invited them to her flat and then after feeding them, giving them vodka and putting them to bed cut their hands and drank blood, mixing it with sweet wine.

Diana was charged with conducting satanic rituals after the police, called by the neighbors, found four drunk teenage boys in her flat with cuts to their hands. However, it remains unclear whether the victims, some of whom were also her lovers, would testify against her.

“I will never give up black magic,” Diana was quoted by Komsomolets as saying.

“It is my vocation, my belief and my way of life.”

According to the defendant’s will, the hearing is going to be open to the public.

The next best political manuever after the filibuster...throwing ammonia!

Ukrainian MPs Spill Ammonia in Parliament to Stop Session
Created: 04.04.2006 16:43 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 17:01 MSK
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Members of the Ukrainian Socialist Party and the Regions Party have spilled ammonia near the seat of the first deputy speaker of the Supreme Rada (parliament) demanding the closure of the session, the last one in this parliament, Korrespondent.net web-site reported. The new Ukrainian parliamentarians elected on March 26 are soon due to replace their predecessors.

Deputies have been blockading the rostrum, pinching their noses and preventing an office-cleaner from removing the puddle of ammonia.

The protest “rally” has broken up the swearing-in of the Constitutional Court judges, a ceremony in which President Viktor Yushchenko and ministers were to take part.

Kissing Record!!

Ukraine’s Greens to Break World Kissing Record
Created: 24.03.2006 15:06 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 15:07 MSK
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Ukraine’s Green Party have organized a kissing event throughout the country on the eve of parliamentary elections.

The “Non-Partisan Spring Kiss Against Ill-Will, Mudslinging and Cynicism in the 2006 Elections” is taking place in all country’s regions. Organizers plan to break the world record of 6,000 simultaneous kisses set in Hungary.

34 couples kissed in the center of the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv, 340 couples in each of 10 city’s regions, ITAR-TASS news agency reported, quoting the action coordinator Ksenia Shcherbina as saying.

’34’ is the party’s number in the poll list. The party’s leader Vitaly Kononov said “the kiss is the most appropriate way for Ukrainians to get closer to each other and shake hands, if they do that, Ukraine will be a different place.”

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Sweet! First an Animal Amnesty International in Sevastopil, now a Anime' Festival! What next?!

24.03.2006 08:38
Anime festival opens in Ukraine
An anime festival opened in Ukraine this week. The classics of the Japanese cartoon genre will be showed in Kyiv, Lviv, Dnipropetrovsk, Zaporizhya, Odesa and Kharkiv. The festival program includes ten short and full length feature films including the 1968 classic "Horus Prince of the Sun." Organizers explained that anime is not just for children anymore.

Don't you hate it when one day, you go home and notice that your building had sunk?

Lviv: Building sinks due to water damage 13.02.2006 16:02
http://5tv.com.ua/eng/newsline/184/340/21020/

The residents of a building in the historic center of Lviv had to be evacuated on Sunday night, when the building began sinking.
The cause of the sudden shift of the building foundation was blocked sewer pipes. Water from the backed up plumbing seeped into and eventually shifted the building's foundation. Local government officials said that temporary housing for the residents has been arranged.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

What is more important, Life or Vodka?

Man with a bottle of vodka falls through the ice but never lets vodka drown

2006/03/23

A thirty-year-old Ukrainian male fell through the ice and remained in ice-cold water for 20 minutes but never let his bottle of vodka go.

On February, 14th, the man decided to use a shorter way from one place of the city to another. Instead of using the bridge, he decided to save some time and cross the river by walking on ice.

Ha hadn’t even reached the middle of the river when the ice cracked under his feet. Several seconds later the man went under the ice. Some people nearby heard his cries for help and rushed to the river.

When they saw that a man was about to drown in the middle of the river, they called the rescue service while the two young men tried to help him on their own.

Having seen a small fishing boat at the river bank, the two guys decided to use it for support in order not to fall through the ice themselves.

The rescuers arrived at the scene by the time they had reached the drowning man. They threw a ring-buoy and a rope to the two men so that they could tie him up and lift him to the boat.

When the man was rescued it turned out that he had been holding a bottle of vodka in his hand for twenty minutes while staying in freezing cold water.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

this is definetly ONLY IN UKRAINE!

Mysterious gas deal roils politics in Ukraine
By Steven Lee Myers and Andrew E. Kramer The New York Times
FRIDAY, MARCH 31, 2006

KIEV The official residence of the managing director of a company now set to control Ukraine's supply of natural gas is a one-story, clapboard house in a tumbledown village bordering a defunct collective farm outside Moscow. A dirty rug covers the floor, a bare light bulb hangs from the ceiling and scraps of plywood plug gaps in the wall.

Olga Sakharova, 49, lives there with her mother and a German fox terrier called Lyusa, and she has never heard of the director, Oleg Palchikov, who operates a business worth $7 billion a year.

"What boss would want to live here?" Sakharova asked, surprised to learn that she occupied one of the few known addresses of any of the executives of the shadowy gas trading company involved in a controversial deal between Ukraine and Russia that continues to roil politics here in Kiev, nearly 640 kilometers, or 400 miles, away.

The company, RosUkrEnergo, became a broker in a deal to resolve a New Year's confrontation between Russia and Ukraine over the price of natural gas - a deal that has prompted accusations of corruption and almost certainly contributed to President Victor Yushchenko's poor showing in parliamentary elections Sunday, when his party finished a distant third.

The mysteries surrounding the company - ranging from the identity of its owners and the circumstances of its selection, to the places where its executives live and work - reflect the post-Soviet combustion of politics and business that still afflicts Ukraine despite the significant progress that Yushchenko and his allies have made in making the country a freer, more democratic society.

Yulia Tymoshenko, Yushchenko's erstwhile ally in the mass protests that swept him to the presidency in 2004, campaigned fiercely against the deal, citing it as an example of the corruption and untrustworthiness of the leadership of Yushchenko's party, Our Ukraine.

With her party having won significantly more votes than Yushchenko's, according to nearly complete results announced Wednesday, she has now claimed the right to lead the coalition in Parliament representing the reformist, Western-leaning forces who took part in what came to be known as the Orange Revolution.

And she has promised that one of her first acts as prime minister, should she return to the post she held for the first eight months of Yushchenko's presidency, would be, "by all means," to scuttle the deal and RosUkrEnergo's part in it.

"These are the standards preached by Kuchmaism," she said of the deal in an interview on Wednesday, referring to the scandal-tainted presidency of Ukraine's previous leader, Leonid Kuchma.

Tymoshenko's fierce opposition to the deal echoes her zeal in revisiting scandalous privatizations that took place during Kuchma's tenure, and could complicate efforts to reunite the coalition that swept Yushchenko to power.

Already, Yushchenko and his aides have met with his bitter rival, Victor Yanukovich, whose party won the largest bloc of votes, 31 percent, raising speculation that he would seek a parliamentary alliance that would exclude Tymoshenko. Yushchenko's party announced Wednesday that it would not commit to any coalition until at least April 7.

Reopening the deal could provoke a new conflict with Russia over the supply of natural gas, only months after a New Year's showdown that resulted in a disruption of supplies across Europe, deeply rattling countries that rely heavily on Russian and Central Asian gas that passes through Ukraine's pipelines.

"Any agreement that is unstable is one that is undesirable from the point of view of Europe," said Thane Gustafson, a senior analyst at Cambridge Energy Research Associates.

The deal's critics say the instability comes from the murky nature of the arrangement, which granted substantial control over Ukraine's gas market to a little-known company with links to Russia's state energy monopoly, Gazprom, and unknown investors.

Even now, nearly three months after the deal was announced, the ownership and operations of RosUkrEnergo remain murky. Registered in Zug, Switzerland, it is owned half by Gazprom and half by Centragas, an umbrella corporation run by Austria's Raiffeisen Bank for a group of investors whom the bank will not identify, despite pressure from American and European officials.

Officials in Russia and Ukraine have accused one another of having beneficiaries in the company and have provided contradictory accounts of who suggested that RosUkrEnergo be included in the first place.

"This is the Ukrainian part, and you need to ask them," President Vladimir Putin said earlier this month. Yushchenko, by his own accounting, knows no more. "I have personally turned several times to the Russian side to receive this information," he said at a news conference earlier this month. "Unfortunately, as of today, I do not have any information about the founders of this structure."

Executives of the company, some of whom also work for Gazprom itself, declined to discuss the matter in detail. Alexander Medvedev, the director of Gazprom's export arm, Gazexport, and one of eight members of the board of RosUkrEnergo, has denied knowing the unknown investors.

The vacuum of information has led to reports, so far unsubstantiated, that RosUkrEnergo's beneficiaries have links to Yushchenko's top advisers. Yushchenko himself was forced to deny any involvement by his brother, Petro, who has been involved in the gas-trading business.

Although much remains unclear, there is little doubt the deal has weakened Yushchenko politically, tarnishing his reputation as an uncorrupted reformer. Mychailo Wynnyckyj, a professor of sociology at the University of Kiev-Mohyla Academy, attributed the electoral failure of Yushchenko - and Tymoshenko's success - to the gas deal.

"Yushchenko came to power on the whole idea of transparency," he said. "And he was pushing a deal that obviously had some corrupt aspect to it."

Steven Lee Myers reported from Kiev and Andrew E. Kramer reported from Moscow.