Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Thats Right! European Champions on Ski-Rollers!

Ukraine has become Europe champion on ski-rollers

National combined team of Ukraine has become Europe champion on ski-rollers. The championship took place in Yaroslavl, Russia.
Ivan Bilosyuk, Vitaly Martsev and Mikhailo Gumenyuk won the relay race 3x10 km, having outstripped strong teams of Germany, Italy and Russia.

More than 30 countries took part in the championship, as World Cup on ski-rollers was held at the same time.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

oh really?


Aug. 23, 2006, 4:08AM
PM: Ukraine Vow Not to Siphon Off Gas

© 2006 The Associated Press

KIEV, Ukraine — Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovych has promised that Ukraine will not siphon gas this winter from pipelines that pass through its territory carrying supplies for Europe _ a pledge meant to reassure Western Europe that Ukraine is a reliable partner.

Many European countries, which receive much of their gas from Russia via Ukraine, suffered significant reductions last winter amid a bitter price dispute between Moscow and Kiev. Russia temporarily cut supplies to Ukraine and complained that Ukraine was siphoning off Europe-bound gas.

European customers initially put much of the blame on Russia for reducing the amount of gas going into the pipelines, but began complaining of Ukrainian siphoning later in January when a second shortage occurred amid a severe cold snap.

Yanukovych said Tuesday that Ukraine was preparing for winter, pumping in 130 million cubic meters of gas into storage tanks every 24 hours so it would have enough of its own reserves.

"I am saying this so Europe can hear and they can feel at ease," Yanukovych said. "We won't take European gas from the pipes this winter. That gas we are pumping into storage will be enough for us."

The deal that ended the price dispute resulted in a nearly twofold increase for Ukraine and involved an obscure intermediary company.

The participation of the intermediary, RosUkrEnergo, which mixes Russian gas with cheaper Turkmen supplies, triggered widespread criticism for its lack of transparency, but Yanukovych defended the move Tuesday. He said all negotiations over price and the volume of gas deliveries are going on directly between Ukraine and the Russian gas monopoly OAO Gazprom, insisting that Ukrainians don't care who will fulfill the deal.

Yanukovych said that he expects the gas price set at US$95 (euro75) per 1,000 cubic meters to remain unchanged through the end of the year. "Next year, there is a possibility of a small increase in the price on gas," Yanukovych said, corresponding to world market prices.

What better way to celebrate independence day....




then with a pierogie eating contest!!!

"God has sent a black man to bring religion back to Russia and the Soviet Union,"

Sunday Adelaja Promotes God
And Democracy in a Land
Suspicious of Evangelism

By ALAN CULLISON
July 21, 2006; Page A1
Wall Street Journal

KIEV, Ukraine -- When Sunday Adelaja started prayer meetings in his shabby apartment here 12 years ago, the only attendees were seven fellow Africans who, like him, were stranded by the collapse of the Soviet Union. "I was ready to give up," says Mr. Adelaja, who says God had told him to revive Christianity in the Slavic world.

So the Nigerian evangelist started trolling Kiev's drunk tanks and jails. Soon, drug addicts, petty crooks and recovering alcoholics with the shakes were sitting on his couch listening to him preach, he says. Then their family members joined, hoping that Mr. Adelaja could help loved ones mend their ways.

He moved Sunday services out of his apartment and into a rundown sports complex at the edge of this capital city. In the next decade of post-Soviet economic crumble, Mr. Adelaja's church grew. Today, he claims to run the largest congregation in Europe, with more than 25,000 members in Kiev alone.


"God has sent a black man to bring religion back to Russia and the Soviet Union," Mr. Adelaja, 39 years old, bellowed at a recent sermon. "This is hard here for many to accept."

Also tough to swallow for some is Mr. Adelaja's goal of bringing Western-style democracy to Eastern Europe. Mr. Adelaja's church has grown beyond its core clientele of substance abusers and petty criminals to include the mayor of Kiev and several members of Parliament, all of whom have allied themselves with Ukraine's West-leaning Orange Revolution.

Mr. Adelaja says his sermons have already helped topple governments in the former Soviet republics of Georgia and Kyrgyzstan as well as Ukraine. Rivals say he exaggerates his influence, but Moscow and its allies in the region are taking no chances: He has been booted out of Russia and Belarus and declared persona non grata in Armenia, he says.

The Kremlin has always been suspicious of evangelical churches. In Soviet times they were considered cults and possible puppets of Western governments. Now fears have been revived by Ukraine's Orange Revolution, which Moscow says the West wants to make an ideological springboard for Western-style revolt in Russia itself.

"There is no question they are a tool of the U.S.," says Alexander Krutov, a member of Russia's Parliament who would like to see new laws limiting the activities of interlopers. He calls Mr. Adelaja's church "an alien force that must be stopped."

Mr. Adelaja hardly fits the profile of many men of the cloth in Ukraine. Sunday services start with Ukrainian girls in red uniforms dancing and shaking pompoms on a smoky stage. Mr. Adelaja sports suits of neon blue, green and angelic white. His televised sermons are now carried to millions of viewers whom he has promised to help cure of ills ranging from diabetes and cancer to marital strife and pimples. The service winds down with confessionals from former drug addicts and a Eucharist of crackers and grape juice.

Born in Nigeria to Presbyterian parents, he arrived in the Belarussian capital of Minsk in 1986 on a scholarship from the Soviet Communist Party. Authorities hoped Mr. Adelaja would one day return to Africa and help spread communism. But after training as a TV journalist, he began to preach and was kicked out of Belarus, he says.

He turned up in Kiev, where he started a church in his home. The early preaching was a failure. Seven people arrived for his first meeting, fellow Africans whom he knew from school. They met twice a week for a few months, but nobody else came. "I began to realize I had a problem -- it was a national insult to hear a black man talk about God," he says.

That was when Mr. Adelaja decided to start searching Kiev's underbelly for converts. He started self-help groups for drug addicts, alcoholics, and churchgoers wanting to discuss family problems. He also made his church an incubator for small businesses. Borrowing the script of evangelical churches in America, he helped parishioners start up a print shop and a recording studio, and had some of the churchgoers who owned businesses conduct how-to seminars.

They were helped by some of Mr. Adelaja's own prolific writings, including "How to Grow Rich Without Tears." Today, Mr. Adelaja's "Embassy of the Blessed Kingdom of God for All Nations" claims hundreds of churches in 24 countries, including Russia, Belarus, Tajikistan and Uzbekistan. Mr. Adelaja is now planning a modernistic, $15 million megachapel in Kiev, a city traditionally graced by golden cupolas of Orthodox churches.

Rivals charge him with pocketing donations and inflating the number of churches by counting private prayer groups. Yurchuk Mitrofan, an archbishop with the Russian Orthodox Church in Kiev, says Western money helped Mr. Adelaja's expansion -- Mr. Adelaja says he has 22 churches in the U.S. alone. "They came in using all kinds of Western techniques that we hadn't used before," Mr. Mitrofan says.

The years after the Soviet collapse were an easy time to expand for sects that promised to fill a spiritual vacuum, Mr. Mitrofan says. Members of one large group, the White Brotherhood, were arrested en masse after their leader pledged to stage her own crucifixion outside Kiev's main cathedral.

Rivals demanded action against Mr. Adelaja's church, too, and, in 1997, the government dispatched a team of psychologists, doctors and folk practitioners to observe the services. They produced a certificate giving the church a clean bill of health, which Mr. Adelaja had framed and put on the wall of his office in the sports stadium.

Mr. Adelaja framed another certificate from Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko, who thanked him for supporting the Orange Revolution in 2004. The church erected a tent chapel on Independence Square and offered shelter to thousands of people who came to Kiev to protest elections that were rigged in favor of the Moscow-backed candidate for president.

Mr. Adelaja says Moscow was shocked anew in March when a member of his congregation was elected mayor of Kiev, a bastion of the Russian Orthodox Church since 998, when Prince Vladimir baptized Kiev's populace in the nearby Dnepr River.

The mayor, Leonid Chernovetsky, rose to prominence thanks in part to his work with the church: He coordinated the congregation's food-distribution program in Kiev's poorer neighborhoods.

The reaction to the new mayor in Kiev was especially harsh in Moscow, which looks down on Ukraine's revolutionary experiments. A prime-time Russian TV talk show invited Mr. Adelaja to appear in May, but when he arrived in Moscow for taping, border guards at the airport told him his visa had been revoked.

The program, "Let Them Talk," aired without him, and provided a forum for psychologists and lawmakers who accused him of zombifying his followers and illegally practicing medicine. Participants saw the earmarks of a Satanic cult. The show wrapped up ominously with a discussion of an unsolved satanic murder of a Moscow woman.

Mr. Adelaja says the bad publicity only helps draw new members. "It's too late for Russia to stop me," he says. "My message has already come to Russia, and there are a thousand people who think like me there."

Monday, August 21, 2006

Kiev Vets Fight with Goats Living on Balconies

The Kiev Veterinary Department started struggling with the animals living on people's balconies. There are about 3,000 pigs, 500 cows and 1,000 goats living in the Ukrainian capital Kiev now. The animals are not aggressive but they smell very bad and people constantly complain of being disturbed with the smell and bleating.

Veterinary Department decided to fine the owners of balcony animals. In addition, fines will be imposed on the people, who walk their dogs without muzzles on. Specialists say, about 500 of Kiev residents suffer from dog bites every year. It is also planned to open a special cemetery for dogs in 2005. The cemetery will be outfitted with a crematorium and a medical laboratory. Korrespondent.Net

Jesus Christ Vladimirovich Lives in Zhitomyr

Valentina Kunda, chairwoman of the department for civil affairs of Ukraine's Justice Ministry said, two young parents decided to register their babyboy's name, Jesus Christ, a year ago. Employees of the local marriage registration office tried to talk the young couple out of such an endeavor. They particularly said that if a boy grows and then has a son, his son's patronymic will sound absolutely insane - Jesuschristovich (in the Slavic manner). To crown it all, if parents insist, their son's full name will be Jesus Christ Vladimirovich (Vladimir is the father's name). The Orthodox Church may perceive such a combination negatively.

Furthermore, the unusual name may cause problems for the boy's communication with other children, not to mention his future adult life. However, the parents were very persistent. "Twelve months have already passed, but the parents have not expressed their wish to change the boy's name," Valentina Kunda said. Valentina Kunda also informed, family relations in Ukraine are regulated with the Code of Marriage and Family. According to the code, parents can give any name to their child. The new family code (it is to come into effect from January 1, 2004) does not have any restrictions either. Such restrictions exist in the laws of several countries, including certain European states. Delfi

Sometimes you just can't fall asleep...

Ukrainian man has been lacking sleep for 20 years

2005/01/15


63-year-old resident of the Ukrainian town of Kamen-Kashirsky Feodor Nesterchuk has been suffering from insomnia for more than 20 years. According to a private Ukrainian channel ICTV, not a single medication for insomnia has proved to be affective so far. Doctors haven't been able to make the man fall asleep even for half an hour.

In the meantime, the man has already gotten accustomed to living with such "abnormality". "There is nothing I can do about it...might just as well cope with it," says Nesterchuk. "It's been so long since the last time I had a decent sleep, so I simply had no other choice but to get used to it." Nesterchuk spends his afternoons working in insurance business, while at night he spends his time reading. "At first, I would read some periodicals, then move on to literature. Afterwards, when my eyes get tired I put off the books, turn off the light, close my eyes and doze off while trying to fall asleep," comments Nesterchuk, who has already re-read his entire home library several times in the course of so many years. Doctors call Nesterchuk's insomnia case an exception to the rule. According to them, it could be the result of past illnesses. "In case the man feels comfortable, then it isn't a pathology," stated head of local health department Feodor Koshel. According to him, Nesterchuk doesn't look exhausted. © Pravda.Ru

Someone Stole the Presidents Tree's??

Ukrainian president is reluctant to admit that his trees got stolen

2005/04/29


Burglars have recently paid a visit to a dacha owned by Ukrainian President Victor Yushchenko. The dacha is located in a village of Novy Bezradichi not far from the Ukranian capital Kiev.

It is not the burglary that was deemed a somewhat remarkable event. It is the burglars' loot that seems quite amazing. The perpetrators walked off with the saplings that were planted in an area adjacent to the president's dacha. Those trees were planted by order of the Mayor of Kiev Alexander Omelchenko. The burglars also stole the trees planted by Mr. Yushchenko himself inside his dacha compound. The burglars must have hit Mr. Yushchenko's sore spot. The president reportedly was fond of his trees very much. His neighbors say they saw him walking about his dacha compound this spring with huge sacks of fertilizers in his hands. The amount of stolen saplings remains unknown. The guards were apparently missing at the dacha when the incident took place. Despite the recent mishap, the popularity of Novy Bezradichi is on the rise. High-ranking Ukrainian officials are building their dachas in that place. Ukrainian Minister of Fuel and Energy Ivan Plachkov built a dacha in the vicinity of Mr. Yushchenko's house. The closer you get to the president, the better prospects you have or so it seems. Funny thing is that the press service of Ukrainian president said that Mr. Yushchenko's dacha had not been burgled and no saplings had been pulled out. "The reports on a burglary committed at Mr. Yushchenko's dacha are absolutely groundless," Interfax quoted the president's press secretary Irina Gerashchenko as saying. According to her, the authorities are not aware of any incidents that took place either at Mr. Yushchenko's residence at Koncha-Zaspa or at his dacha in Novy Bezradichi. Newsru

Forget Snakes on a Plane, think Snakes in the Sauna!

Python scares firemen to death in Ukrainian sauna

2005/05/12


Ukrainian firemen, who came to extinguish fire in a sauna situated in the center of the city of Donetsk, were surprised to find there something that they have never seen before. The wooden paneling of the sauna was burning in the building, and the firemen started fighting the fire immediately.

One of the firemen suddenly stumbled over a big hose in the burning building. When the man tried to kick the hose aside, he found out that the hose was actually a python that was living in the sauna's terrarium as an exotic animal, an interior decorator. When the firefighting brigade realized that there was a dangerous reptile in the house, they ran out of the building in panic. Sauna employees were begging the firemen to save the python, which they called as Yashka, Itar-Tass reports. Having overcome the instinctive fear of the big snake, the firemen eventually decided to save the python that was suffocating in the room of heat and smoke. The most courageous fireman grabbed the snake's tail and carefully dragged the reptile out. The python was three meters long. The fire brigade refused to measure the weight of the snake and left, when the fire was finally extinguished.

Now that man is dedicated!

Man with a bottle of vodka falls through the ice but never lets vodka drown

2006/03/23

A thirty-year-old Ukrainian male fell through the ice and remained in ice-cold water for 20 minutes but never let his bottle of vodka go.

On February, 14th, the man decided to use a shorter way from one place of the city to another. Instead of using the bridge, he decided to save some time and cross the river by walking on ice.

Ha hadn't even reached the middle of the river when the ice cracked under his feet. Several seconds later the man went under the ice. Some people nearby heard his cries for help and rushed to the river.

When they saw that a man was about to drown in the middle of the river, they called the rescue service while the two young men tried to help him on their own.

Having seen a small fishing boat at the river bank, the two guys decided to use it for support in order not to fall through the ice themselves.

The rescuers arrived at the scene by the time they had reached the drowning man. They threw a ring-buoy and a rope to the two men so that they could tie him up and lift him to the boat.

When the man was rescued it turned out that he had been holding a bottle of vodka in his hand for twenty minutes while staying in freezing cold water.

It Happens sometimes...

Ukrainian builders brick up tower crane in apartment building

2006/07/21

An incredible event took place in Ivano-Frankovsk, Ukraine. Builders bricked up a tower crane in a new building and only understood how complicated the situation was after they had completed it. Now they are struggling to find a way to get the crane out.

Anxious by-passers and the inhabitants of nearby houses spread a rumor around the city that the crane was going to be taken apart using a helicopter.

The only multi-storey building with a built-in crane in the Ukraine is in Ivano-Frankovsk. The construction in the central square of the city grew as quickly as a mushroom after the rain. The builders quickly built floor after floor. They stopped work when they could no longer make it any taller. At that time, a rumor began to circulate that nearby inhabitants would be forced to move out while a helicopter removed the crane piece by piece.

However, the building firm is proud of the results of its work. They say that no-one has ever done such a thing in the Ukraine, as the multi-storey was built using modern Austrian technology and they hope to receive a state architecture award for it. In order to disassemble the crane, they will use either a helicopter or another tower crane.

'Air transport is the best thing that civilization has invented. There is another method. It is an analogous crane. It is built alongside and looks like a crane located in an enclosed space,' commented Miroslav Boiko, the director of the building firm.

The builders promise to disassemble their creation during the day, before the eyes of hundreds of spectators. However, it is unclear when this will take place, since they cannot find a partner crane. In addition, the building firm needs to acquire the signatures of the corresponding city services regarding the safety of such work.

The director of the building firm Miroslav Boiko believes that the house with a crane may become a significant city site. 'It's a breakthrough in architectural fashion in the Ukraine ,' he says. 'No-one has conducted such construction before. It's essentially know-how.'

Local inhabitants are not so optimistic. They fear that the ancient Ratusha, an architectural historic pride of the city located 200 meters away, may be damaged as a result of the work carried out to extract the crane.