Thursday, September 13, 2007

Rats Attacking Kindergarten?

/ 13.09.2007 // 14:02 //
Rats Attacking Kindergartens in Donbass!
MIGnews.com.ua
Cases of rats’ attacks on children have become more frequent in the Donetsk oblast. For example, rat attacked Gregery Nahorskiy, 4 near the entrance to kindergarten in the afternoon in Svetlodarsk. “Gregory saw it and became curious. He went to it and rat bite into his forefinger. The boy is taken to the hospital. Doctors assure us we should take preventive measures, because rats can infect people with hydrophobia and many other diseases”, told Sergey Nahorskiy, Gregory’s father.

However, boy’s parents wonder how rat has appeared in kindergarten. As for many-storied building residents located nearby, they have been complaining of rats for a long time already. But municipal service official do not take any measures.

Meanwhile, rate ran to the bed of teenager, 12 Alexei in Makeevka. “Probably, it got into Alexei’s bed at night. When he was turning over in the morning, it bite him”, explained Marina Mavrova, his mother. “While we tried to take him easy, rat went out the bed. My sons managed to make it go into the corner and killed it with boots”.

Instead of attending school, seventh-form boy has to take preventive measures against hydrophobia in the hospital. His parents insist on measures against rats by sanitary epidemiological station.

What do you do when you lose? Blame the press for cursing you!

Ukraine boss blames press, Shevchenko rues missed chances
Thursday September 13, 10:07 PM


KIEV, Sept 13 (Reuters) - Coach Oleg Blokhin has blamed journalists for Ukraine's disappointing Euro 2008 qualifying campaign, accusing them of putting a curse on his team.
"You guys kept saying I was a lucky coach when we qualified for the (2006) World Cup," he told reporters after a 2-1 defeat by world champions Italy on Wednesday left Ukraine with almost no chance of reaching next year's finals from a tough Group B.

"I think you just put a curse on my team," he added.
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Blokhin, who blasted his players for a "shameless performance" in last Saturday's 1-1 draw with Georgia in Tbilisi, again pulled no punches in his post-match comments.

"We dominated in the first half but just couldn't put away our chances, while they scored with their first shot on goal," said the former Soviet striker, voted European player of the year in 1975.

"You can't win if you keep wasting your chances."

The home defeat left the Euro 2012 co-hosts in fourth place, eight points behind surprise group leaders Scotland, who have 21 points after beating World Cup runners-up France 1-0 in Paris, with Italy second (20 points) and France (19) third.


UNLUCKY SHEVCHENKO

Although Ukraine have a game in hand of their rivals, Blokhin conceded their qualifying hopes had all but disappeared.

"We now have only a one-in-a-million chance to qualify," he said. "But we still have four more games to play and we'll try to finish on a high note."

Andriy Shevchenko, Ukraine's liveliest player on Wednesday, blamed bad luck for his many misses.

"In some ways, we outplayed them but their better class made the difference in the end," said the Chelsea striker.

"They used their few chances to the maximum while we were just unlucky," added the Ukraine captain, who tested Gianluigi Buffon on several occasions but was only able to beat Italy's keeper once when he equalised in the 72nd minute.

However, it was only a short reprieve for the home team as Italy midfielder Antonio Di Natale scored the winner with his second goal five minutes later.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Protest Naked!


6 September 2007 | 15:53


Ukrainian tax-payers remained without trousers


Naked back is a symbol of honest Ukrainian tax-payer. The supporters of “KUCHMA” bloc have demonstrated it today. They, absolutely naked, have gathered in front of the Tax Administration of Ukraine. They wore only posters and slogans.

“How can we attract authorities’ attention to the reality in the life of ordinary people? Prices are growing. The same situation was only during the time of the collapse of the Soviet Union. The promises on single tax had not been fulfilled. While authorities spend money taken from our taxes for elections every year we will be deprived even of our trousers,” protesting supporters said.

One of the leaders of “KUCHMA” bloc Lev Mirimsky called the citizens of Ukraine not to pay taxes till the end of elections and to make authorities to report about money of tax-payers.

Oh Really Yulia!?

Ukraine's ex-PM calls for more sex

Former Ukrainian prime minister Julia Timoshenko says her countrymen and women are not having enough sex.

Speaking at an election address for her new political party, she urged the crowd to start working on reversing the country's demographic decline.

Mrs Timoshenko's daughter, Eugenia, 25, last year married former rock singer and market trader Sean Carr, 36, from Yorkshire, after a holiday romance.

When asked if her daughter was following her advice, she declined to comment, saying it was a "private matter".

Earlier, she said: "I urge all Ukrainians to take immediate action to help raise population numbers. Go straight home and work on it."

The billionaire former businesswoman shot to fame as one of the faces of the Orange Revolution in the Ukraine in 2004.

Ukrainian Museum on Toilets... and an unwanted suprise!

Ananova:

Toilet museum's unwanted donation

A Ukrainian man has been arrested after making use of one of the exhibits at a new museum dedicated to the history of the toilet.

The museum, which opened only last week in the capital Kiev and claims to be the first of its kind in the world, has now added "Not for use" signs on all its exhibits.

The toilet museum takes visitors through the entire history of the modern loo from its earliest beginnings as a hole in the ground to modern-day toilets with all mod-cons.

There is even a section dedicated to toilets of the future.

Vassiliy Kovalchuk, 48, who has apologised to museum staff, said: "I didn't realise they were only to look at when I was caught short.

"They told me afterwards visitors are supposed to use the public toilets on the street. I told them I want my money back."

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Rotten pickle threat forces Ukraine premier to cancel campaign tour

Kiev - The threat of being on camera alongside jars of rotten pickles forced the cancellation of a campaign swing by Ukrainian Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovich through a provincial region, Korrespondent magazine reported on Friday. A politician in favour of government support for big business and closer Ukrainian relations with Russia, Yanukovich had been scheduled to visit the western Lviv province as part of his government's campaign to improve regional support, prior to national elections on September 30.
Yanukovich had been planning to announce the award of some 320 thousand dollars in government aid to villagers in the Ozhidov district to assist with recovery from a July train wreck which caused a phosphorus spill and the evacuation of hundreds of local residents.
Anti-government activists in Ozhidov's town square stymied the visit by setting up stands containing jars of rotten pickles, tomatoes, cabbage and squash to protest the Yanukovich government's alleged failure to respond to the accident seriously.
Pickled home-grown vegetables are a popular Ukrainian food product found in practically every household.
A statement from Yanukovich's press office claimed the prime minister was unable to attend the ceremony in Ozhidov due to heavy traffic on the Kiev-Lviv highway - one of the country's best- maintained and fastest-travelling roads. Motorists told the ICTV television channel traffic was if anything light.
Phosphorus is a hazardous chemical that ignites on contact with air. An estimated 40 square kilometres of ground in the Ozhidov district was polluted by the July 17 spill, and toxic smoke clouds caused by the fire.
Yanukovich on Thursday instructed the country's Minister of Transport Mykola Rudolkovsky to remain at his post despite orders sacking him issued earlier this week by President Viktor Yushchenko, Yanukovich's rival.
Yushchenko cited the phosphorus spill and frequent accidents on the national railroad, which Rudolkovsky's officer runs, as grounds for his dismissal sacking.
Yanukovich on Thursday argued Rudolkovsky has in fact done his job well, and that Yushchenko's attempt to sack him was politically- motivated.
Yanukovich has been the victim of political fall from food products in the past, particularly during Ukraine's 2004 Presidential election when, during a campaign swing through the Ivano-Frankivsk province, a student threw an egg at the Prime Minister, striking him in the shoulder.
Television images of the burly Yanukovich dropping to the ground as if poleaxed when hit by the egg, and later that day from a hospital room claiming he had been a victim of a terrorist attack, undermined his image as a tough politician able to handle crisis.
Yanukovich initially won the October 2004 election, but the supreme court overturned the result in a December finding, accusing his campaign organization of massive vote fraud.
Yanukovich's Regions Ukraine party is set to grab some 22 per cent of the popular vote in the September elections, making it likely the strongest party in the next parliament, according to most polls.

How do you stop parliament from meeting? Cut their telephone lines!

Ukrainian parliament severed from special telephone lines

05.09.2007, 18.53

KIEV, September 5 (Itar-Tass) -- Over 280 special line telephones have been switched off at the Ukrainian parliament.

Transport and Communication Minister Nikolai Rudkovsky said on Wednesday the telephones had been switched off on Tuesday evening when the parliament session was in progress.

The special line went dead in the office of parliament speaker Alexander Moroz. The speaker asked Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovich on Wednesday not to switch off his telephone.

Yanukovich instructed Justice Minister Alexander Lavrinovich to promptly “prepare a legal opinion for a resolution on the restoration of the special communication system in the administration of the Verkhovna Rada”.

Rudkovsky claims that the lines had been switched off “on President Viktor Yushchenko’s personal order”.

The president considers the parliament illegitimate, which might have been the reason for disconnecting its telephone lines.

Rudkovsky and Emergencies Minister Nestor Shufrich have happened to be in the centre of the growing conflict between the president and the government.

On Tuesday, the Ukrainian National Security and Defense Council, chaired by Yushchenko, decided to dismiss Rudkovsky and Shufrich.

In his words, the two ministers had numerous shortcomings. “Rudkovsky did not ensure higher safety of railroads, while Shufrich did not organise the appropriate response to the recent calamities in many Ukrainian regions,” the president said.

But the government has declined to comply with the Security Council’s decision.

Commenting on this decision, Lavrinovich said, “There is no subject for discussion.”